Spouses litttle Quips to Each Other

How often do we have little comical quips to each other?  Nothing nasty but our own little ways of showing we care despite the funny asides.

They always have an answer, never fails.

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John Stewart:

I once asked my wife how she could be called after the olive that I detested.  She immediately riposted with how I could be called after a toilet, the John.   Touche`.   Both of us were in stitches at this reply.

A repeated grouse from the good lady was when I made toast for us.  After buttering them I would lay them on the plate.  "Will you spread the butter over the whole piece?  Spread it right to the corners."

"Aw do it yourself," I would reply pretending to be annoyed.

Graham Whyte:

The one I did get a slap for was when Chris was in a bad mood when the kids were around, and they knew it.  I always told them don't worry it's because of her initials before we were married.  Christine J Dunnington, hence C.J.D. or mad cow disease. Like you John,  I never did it again.

Chris's to me.. When I do something stupid.. she say's in her Yorkshire accent.. "GIVE YUR ED A SHEK",  ( meaning when you do and you can't hear anything they say told you so... your an emty ed) so she does get her own back... rarely... the spelling of EMTY ED is correct.. spell it as you say it...  

Magnus Ganson:

I remember telling my wife I used to call her my pocket venus, but lately she looked more like a pocket battleship.   I've never liked hospital food from that day to this.    

on another occasion I asked my wife why she bothered wearing a bra, her acid retort was, why do you bother wearing underpants?   Put right in my place!