11) " Our goverment are a bunch of cowboys. Any chance of them getting a part in one of  your films?"

                                                                                                                                                                                      Bob Moffat

12) " Ladies and Gentlemen, President Reagan has suggested we adopt Leith as the capital of the new world."                                                                                                                  Norma Ross nee Dorward

13) "My Proclaimers have now joined Old Leithers in sending you their greetings of Sunshine on Leith."

Norma Ross nee Dorward

14) " Mr. President I thought you would have worn your kilt tonight"                             Ruth McLounnan

15) "You Presidents certainly make good actors"                                                                 John Stewart

16) "THIS just arrived, IF Canada loses the Olympic GOLD medal hockey game, be prepared for an INVASION."

Alex Wallace.

17) " I am pleased to inform you that the British Broadcasting Corporation have announced the demolition of the old stand at Hibernian Football Club's ground at Easter Road."

Norma Ross nee Dorward

                         

                        

                             

9)   "Persevere, America, we have a special relationship"                                                 Norma Ross nee Dorward

10) "Mr. President I thought you were just a bit too friendly with Margaret Thatcher". Ruth McLounnan

What`s so funny?

What was the Queen saying that had President Reagan rocking with laughter?

Let`s hear you suggestions.

1)  "I can see the day when a black man will be in the White House"                                           John Stewart

2)   "My government suggests you practise repeating "The Leith Police dismisseth us!"

                                                                                                                                                                                             Norma Ross nee Dorward

3)  "Yes  Mr President , Our Thanksgiving day has been moved to July  4th                             Alex Wallace

4)  "They've spelt 'England' wrong"                                                                                            Magnus Ganson

5)   " Your forefathers' great rallying cry was 'No taxation without representation' so my Government was wondering that if we allocated you 50 seats in the House of Commons that your nation might see its way to contributing some of your spare cash to HM Treasury"                                                                                                                            Bruce Stewart 

6)    "Yes, I really do believe that one day, Hibs will win the Scottish Cup!"                                   Ian Ross 

7)   "I bought this dress in the Portobello Road"                                                                                           Dave Robertson            

8)    "You have the money honey" "I,ve got the time"                                                             Jim Gibson

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