Tale of Woe
by
The Yorkshire Rhymer
One fine day in the back green,
“Wha's that chappin' on the door?”
came a voice from inside.
“It's me Alex, gonna let us in?”
“Away ye go, wait yir turn”, came the reply,
“Aw camoan hen, am gettin' soakin wet.
It's no rainin' either”.
“Yu'll hufty wait yur turn like the others” “Aye, but am gettin' really desperate hen”.
"Well yoose should hae cum earlier”.
“Too much tae drink as usual, a suppose. Can ye no go roon' the back?”
“Naw a cannae. Whit ye dae'in' in there onywyse?”
,
“Nivver you mind, just wait.”
All of a sudden the wind blew the door open.
“Whae's there?”
It wis Oor Jessie sat there in the privvy, readin` a book.
“See you hen, a telt ye a wis desperate.
Look at ma troosers.”
Alex storms inside, groans with relief, as the door blows open again.
Remember!! Always close the door tightly when you need to go!!
